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Written between callouts

Straight answers
about car keys

These are the things we explain at the roadside several times a week, written down once. Several of them end with the advice not to ring us at all.

About this advice
WrittenBy the two of us, not a content agency
Length3–5 min each, not a thousand words
SellingNothing — several say to leave it alone
Wrong?Tell us and we will change it
UrgentSkip the reading and ring
a key being decoded
Why we write it

Half our calls do not need us

A spare key in a kitchen drawer, a flat fob battery, a steering lock that has not released. A good share of the people who ring us would be moving again in five minutes without us.

We would rather tell them that on the phone than drive out and charge for it. Writing the common ones down means fewer people have to ring to find out.

Where something does need us urgently — a child or a pet locked in, a car on a hard shoulder — the advice says so plainly and gives the number, rather than making anyone read to the bottom first.

Worth reading first

a car door lock — article card

Lockouts · 5 min

Locked your keys in the car? Do this first

What to check before you ring anyone, the two things that make it worse, and why smashing a window is almost never the cheapest way in.

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Locked your keys in the car? Do this first
a set of keys — article card

Keys · 3 min

Why a spare costs less than you think

The expensive part of a key is the visit and the first programming, not the key.

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Why a spare costs less than you think
a pile of old cut keys — article card

Security · 3 min

What happens to your old keys

Every key not present is wiped from the car. Good for security, bad if you forget one.

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What happens to your old keys
Four minutes tonight

Four habits that save a callout

Know where the spare is

Not “somewhere in the house”. A spare nobody can find at eleven at night is the same as no spare.

Change the fob battery yearly

A two-pound coin cell. A dying one is the commonest reason a keyless car will not unlock or start.

Keep keyless fobs in a pouch

Overnight, near the front door, is exactly where relay thieves pick up the signal. A signal-blocking pouch stops it.

Get a spare while one works

A second key made now costs a fraction of a replacement once every key is gone. It is the cheapest advice on this page.

About the advice

Who writes it

If something here does not match what you are looking at, ring and describe it. A general article is never a substitute for someone seeing your car.

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Who actually writes these?

The two of us, usually in the van between jobs, which is why they read like someone talking rather than a marketing department.

Are you just trying to get me to book?

Several of these end by telling you not to ring us. The fob battery one alone saves people a callout most weeks.

Does this apply to my car?

Broadly, but systems differ a lot between makes and years. Your registration tells us exactly what yours has, and that takes thirty seconds on the phone.

Can I suggest something to write about?

Yes. Most of these started as a question somebody asked at the roadside. If yours becomes an article we will not name you or show your car.

If reading has not fixed it

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